Tech Support: O.K. Bob, it’s time to press the ‘control’ and ‘escape’ keys at the same time.
Caller: Done.
Tech Support: Now type the letter ‘P’ to bring up the ‘program manager.’
Caller: I don’t have a ‘P.’
Tech Support: On your keyboard?
Caller: What do you mean?
Tech Support: ‘P’ on your keyboard?
Caller: I’m not going to do that!!!
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