A GENDER NEUTRAL PRESCRIPTION
Caller: I want to know why my husband’s prescription drug was denied.
Phone Rep: What was the drug prescribed for?
Caller: His her.
Phone Rep: Excuse me?
Caller: His her.
Phone Rep: Can you repeat that?
Caller: His her!
Phone Rep: I’m sorry but I don’t know what “her” is.
Caller: It’s for his “her”!!! He’s bald! He ain’t got no “her” on his head!
THERE’S A GOOD REASON FOR THAT…
Caller: I keep trying to use a 3.5″ floppy diskette, but the PC just keeps spitting it out.
Tech: Does it go in all the way?
Caller: Not really, it goes almost all the way; then it springs back out again.
Tech: Can you explain to me step-by-step how you insert the diskette ?
Caller: Well, I push the button, and this tray pops out. Then I place the floppy disk on this round area and push the button again.
Tech: You might want to try the slot right above the tray. It’s called the floppy drive.
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