Teenage Caller: I wonder if you could help me.
Help Desk: What’s the problem?
Caller: My dad bought me a computer last week, and I was taking out a CD when the phone rang. I was also eating pizza. With the CD drawer still open, I set the pizza on it, so I could pick up the phone.
Help Desk: (Cringing) What happened then?
Caller: Well, the CD drawer took the part of the pizza inside the computer! Now I can’t get the drawer open. It’s a really big mess. Can you help?
Help Desk: This is bad, very bad.
Caller: Well, I’m really hungry. Can you help me get the pizza out?
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